Dear Sirs,That's just frickin' hilarious right there!
Please do not be alarmed at the way I am contacting you, and I trust God you will see your way to assisting me.
I am Mr. Henry Paulson, and I currently serve as Secretary of Treasury in a North American country, the US of A. I am due to be receiving the sum of USD700 billion (seven hundred billions), only the money seems to be held up. I got your name from the girl who runs the computer. This is where I need your help.
As soon as you can, God willing, I will need you to give me the number of your American account where I can wire this sum. For your trouble, as part of the settlement, I will give you the sum of exactly nothing.
Please be well, and I trust in God you will assist me honestly and without delay.
Mr. Henry Paulson
USA Secretary of Treasure
Good Day to You, Sir