Saturday, July 03, 2010

Maybe he eats a lot of Twinkies?

Hard Rocker Ozzy Osbourne Wants His DNA Mapped To Find Out Why He's Still Alive:
Alcohol and drug abuse has killed too many rock stars to mention, but at 61, Ozzy Osbourne is going strong.

Now DNA researchers in St. Louis say they're part of a team working to determine why decades of substance abuse didn't take down the Prince of Darkness....
I guess Ozzy is just not ready to go off the rails of this crazy train called life.

"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free... it expects what never was, and never will be." -Thomas Jefferson


Darren said...

I think it's questionable as to whether or not he's still alive :)

Anonymous said...

Come on: it's not as if 61 is into advanced old age! He isn't even eligible for early social security.

W.R. Chandler said...

However, in rocker years, Ozzy is really 261!