Thursday, June 10, 2010

Prince Charles channels Kent Brockman

Heir to the British throne, Prince Charles, is a megalomaniacal environmentalist; he has demonstrated this in the past.

What we did not realize until now is that Prince Charles believes that the answer to implementing his environmental megalomania is the religion of Islam:
Prince Charles yesterday urged the world to follow Islamic 'spiritual principles' in order to protect the environment.
In an hour-long speech, the heir to the throne argued that man's destruction of the world was contrary to the scriptures of all religions - but particularly those of Islam...

He added: 'The inconvenient truth is that we share this planet with the rest of creation for a very good reason - and that is, we cannot exist on our own without the intricately balanced web of life around us.
'Islam has always taught this and to ignore that lesson is to default on our contract with creation.'
Like cowardly "Simpsons" news broadcaster Kent Brockman, Prince Charles would embrace our new environmental overseers:

"If a nation expects to be ignorant and free... it expects what never was, and never will be." -Thomas Jefferson

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