As a commenter so succinctly (and profanely) points out on HotAir.com (see blogroll):
This could be one of the shortest trials in history.
Defense attorney: “Mr Khalid Shitbag Mohammed- were you read your Miranda rights upon your arrest?”
Khalid Shitbag Mohammed: “No.” “Death to America.”
Defense attorney: “Mr. WhoeverthefuckarrestedKSM- did you read Mr. Khalid Shitbag Mohammed his Miranda rights upon his arrest?”
Mr. WhoeverthefuckarrestedKSM: “No sir, I did not”.
Defense attorney: “Your Honor, I move that the case against Khalid Shitbag Mohammed be dismissed.”
Judge: “Case dismissed.”Good Day to You, Sir