Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Obamessiah's Halo Effect

The deification of Barack Hussein Obama is becoming more and more evident. Wanna have some fun? Go to Google Images and type in the search parameters "Barack Obama" and "halo," then see some of the most absurdly sycophantic photography ever conceived by the twisted mind of man.

I know that some people are very excited about the candidacy of this man, but let's not make absolute fools of ourselves shall we? Here are some examples of which I speak, and I think you notice very quickly that this not just a few lucky shots... it's on purpose:

The standard bearer of the halo photos. This one is from al-Reuters.

Smaller image, but the same effect.

Nah! Time Magazine isn't in the tank for Obama.

Another inventive use of stage lights.

Rolling Stone gives Obama the full-body halo.

Hmmm, where have I seen imagery like this before?




I'm thinking...




I'm thinking...




I'm thinking...



GOT IT!!!


Why, it's Chairman Mao, of course; how appropriate! After all, didn't Michelle Obama tell us all that under her husband, "Barack Obama will require you to work!" Speaking of Barack's bitter half, Michelle Obama has also been spotted with the ethereal glow of a halo enveloping her:

Wow. Between the halo and the clasped hands, you would think she's a saint. Gag City! It is difficult for me to grasp all this in my mind, because unlike these Obamamaniacs, I don't have that much faith in any one person. Obama can stand at the mic all day long and talk about how he will heal the earth and stop the rise of the oceans, and heal my broken soul; but in the end, he is just a man. Someone better break that bit of news to these moronic photogs who are treating Obama's presidential campaign as the Second Coming.

Good Day to You, Sir

4 comments:

Law and Order Teacher said...

This worship is getting to a creepy level that is scary. BO is to the point of believing his own hype and seems to be losing touch with reality. He talks in sweeping generalities that appeal to vacuous, gullible lemmings. Dangerous stuff.

Don, American Idle said...

Our Father, who art from Chicago, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, and we all consider moving to Canada.

Darren said...

Nicely done.

And Canada is no better.

Don, American Idle said...

Expanded prayer is on my blog.