Meet Ricky Lackey. Ricky has been busy, busy, as he has six children on the way; no, not sextuplets. Ricky has managed to impregnate six different women who will all be delivering between August and October of this year.
This information came to light during a court appearance where Ricky was being sentenced for passing almost $4,000 in bad checks. The judge asked Ricky if he had any children. Ricky explained that he had six on the way, and after some confusion on the judge's part (understandable), he further explained that the babies are all from different women. Ricky then further explained himself to the judge with what has to be the most astonishingly atrocious utterance from one of the most atrocious beings currently breathing our oxygen:
"I be concubining."
To tell you the truth, I am surprised that he knows what a concubine is. So, there be six more young 'uns that will grow up without a father in the home. Two questions I have:
1.) Is he planning on continuing his quest to "be concubining"?
2.) Who is going to pay for the results of Ricky's concubining?
Slime... absolute slime.
Good Day to You, Sir